Funny Discord Status – 26 Funny Status to use in Discord

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Funny Discord Status to use as entertainment and enjoyment and above that standing different. People often add entertaining status on their WhatsApp and Discord for others to see what they are up to. If you are among those looking for funny status for discord, you do not need to seek further; I’ve gathered over 25 status you might like.

26 Funny Status to Use in Discord

Following are the funniest discord status you can use; I will keep updating this post for fresh ones:

  1. I’m not immature; I just know how to have fun

2. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it

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3. Never make the same mistake twice; there are so many new ones to make

4. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!

5. Life is beautiful… from Friday to Monday

6. Some people just need a High-Five on the face

7. I’m not sad about being single. Rather I’m thinking about my better half, who is single because of me

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8. I don’t care what others say or think about me, at least I am attractive to mosquitoes

9. If you hate wearing a mask, it’s highly likely you’re not going to enjoy the ventilator

10. I like playing with my cat when I’m high. Because I don’t have one when I’m sober

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11. When your Dr. says, “I’ll need to Google that, “… you know it’s time to change the doctor

12. Before Coronavirus, I’d cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough

13. Bigfoot saw me yesterday, but no one believes him

14. I’m having a quarantine party this weekend. None of you are invited!

15. 75% of gym members don’t even know their gym is closed

16. Time is precious. Waste it wisely

17. I’ll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib!

18. Smart people like me don’t use away messages… I am so smart!

19. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

20. Why do people use away messages? They’re so stupid!

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21. I’m right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

22. Back in 5 minutes. If not, read this status again

23. I’d grill your cheese! ~me, flirting

24. Math and alcohol don’t mix. Please don’t drink and drive

25. There’s this lost cause I believe called myself

26. When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!

READ ALSO: How to Go Down a Line In Discord

You can use these in discord and WhatsApp, and all other messaging apps that support setting up a status. These fun status might not be a lot of fun for you, but these could make someone’s day.

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Adeel Younas
Editor-in-Chief at TechWafer (previously The Tech) an Entrepreneur, Blogger, Developer, and Freelancer.

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