I’ve tried out many different text-to-speech (TTS) tools over the years. Even though TTS technology has come a long way in terms of having natural voices and being able to understand and say a wide range of words and phrases, it still has some funny quirks and oddities.
One of my favorite funny TTS phrases is “I am a tomato.” For some reason, many TTS systems seem to struggle with the word “tomato” and end up pronouncing it in a way that sounds more like “ma-tah-toe.” It’s amusing to listen to, especially when you have the TTS system say it over and over again.
Another funny TTS phrase is “I am a banana.” Like “tomato,” many TTS systems have a hard time with this word and end up pronouncing it in a way that sounds more like “buh-nahn-uh.” It’s even funnier when the TTS system say both “I am a tomato” and “I am a banana” back to back.
Other amusing TTS phrases include “I am a grapefruit,” “I am a kumquat,” and “I am a pineapple.” These words seem to mess up TTS systems in some way, making some funny mistakes.
While these funny TTS phrases may not have much practical use, they can be a source of amusement when looking for a quick laugh. If you’re feeling bored or want to hear something silly, try out some of these funny tts messages on Twitch or with your TTS tool of choice and see what kind of amusing mispronunciations you can come up with.
Discord Funny Text to Speech Adds Fun to Chatting
These are a few entertaining and funny text-to-speech statements that you can send in discord tts to annoy your friends.
1. AAA
/tts :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a:
via doxlulzem
2. Lurl
You can spam the word Lurl repeatedly for as long as you want to annoy your friends.
/tts lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl
3. Meow Sound
Who doesn’t like Cat’s sound, but it becomes annoying when you listen to it repeatedly.
/tts Don't you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
via PrivateSparkleThumbs
4. bois bois bois!
bois bois bois! is indeed a perfect choice for Discord TTS (Text to Speech) because a bot voice saying “bois” makes it more awkward.
/tts bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois
5. @ at the rate
Saying @ symbol or repeating, surely, sounds fun.
/tts @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
via QuadJosh
6. ROFLCopter
Chopper already sounds a lot creepier, and having that heard multiple times or 100s of times is a headache. Who wouldn’t love to do this to their friends using these TTS?
/tts My ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
via OfficialPikaDru
7. Tit Twister Mister
Ah, this is way more interesting, and bot speaking a tongue twister, you can imagine how funny tts this really is.
/tts tit twister mister blister deadly twister on daddys fister sister was fister by mister magister on testosteronsister
via GlueMan69
8. My sprinkler goes like this
This is one of the least annoying yet funny ones to run in discord text to speech module! The way the bot speaks almost feels like it’s beatboxing.
/tts My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and comes back like titttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttte.
9. Playing with a Kid
Haha, playing with a kid (in this case with a speech bot) is really impressive.
/tts ooluu lulu ooluuu luuluu ooluu lulu ooluuu luuluu ooluu lulu ooluuu luuluu ooluu lulu ooluuu luuluu ooluu lulu ooluuu luuluu ooluu lulu ooluuu luuluu ooluu lulu ooluuu luuluu
10. Ooogly Googly
It’s just a random sound effect and sounds weird in bot voice than a normal human voice don’t miss trying this yourself before sending it to a friend.
/tts Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly Gooogly Ooogly
11. The ROFL TRAIN
The accuracy of this sound is impressive and quite accurate and yet it sounds amazing, Try it out.
/tts A rofl Train goes tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche wuuu wuuu wuuu tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche
Via Rootbeerz
12. The ting goes skrrrahh!
Here’s another text-to-speech song to try out in discord.
/tts The ting goes skrrrahh, pap pap ka-ka-ka Skidiki-pap-pap, and a puu-puu-poudrrr-boom Skiya, du-du-ku-ku-doom doom Poom poom, you dun now.
13. dododobobobobgjubgjubgjub
Can you imagine yourself saying “dododobobobobgjubgjubgjub” even only once, don’t try; you can’t do that type it in discord bot for ease.
/tts dododobobobobgjubgjubgjubdododobobobobgjubgjubgjub
Via Cykotix
14. Banana TTS
Do I need to repeat this? No problem this is another TTS Song for Discord bot you should give a shot.
/tts bananananananabanabananabanannanabanananana
Via colin0_o
15. The Lawnmower goes Vavavoom and the Rice burners go wowowo!
Everyone knows that a Lawnmower makes a lot of noises, and its annoying. So here is another to add to the list.
/tts The lawnmower goes shersheeeeeeerrerererereeeerrr vavavoom sherererererere and Rice burners go wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
Via Fuggeboii
16. Burrah!
This is a sound that Punjabi makes when they’re excited, and it sounds funnier in a bot voice; hear it out yourself.
/tts Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Burrrraaahh Burrraaahhh Buurrraaaahhh!
18. ROFLCopter
It’s a text to speech meme of ROFLCopter to annoy your friend with meme.
/tts No you gotta do this Mon ROFLCopter se retrouve soi-même: choisissez-vous de vous-même si vous-même et lui-même, lui-même, vous-même, à vous-même, à vous-même, à vous-même, à vous-même Soi-même soi-même soi-même soi-même soi-même soi-même soi-même soi-même soi-même soi soi soi-même
17. AJA O AJA O
This text to speech is in Urdu
AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O AAJA O
18. bois bois bois!
It is a nice tts rap that sounds like a french person speaking
bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois! bois bois bois!
19. furry fury fur
This is a fairy tale that you can copy-paste into with /tts in discord to make your friend cry.
fairy tale it is, furry fury fur, got it or not? like i said its furry fury furanda, still not? let’s repeat furry fur furanda, furanda fury fur, furry fur furanda, furanda fury fur, furry fur furanda, furanda fury fur, furry fur furanda, furanda fury fur, furry fur furanda, furanda fury fur, furry fur furanda, furanda fury fur, furry fur furanda, furanda fury fur, furry fur furanda, furanda fury fur
20. CARDANO ADA
Crypto is flourishing and wouldn’t be great to introduce a crypto tts rhyme of ADA?
CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA CARDANO ADA IT IS!
21. Barking Dog
Here’s an Exmaple of Barking Dog it could be annoying when sent in tts message
bhoww bhoww bhoww bhoww bhowwbhowwwwbhoww bhoww bhoww bhoww bhowwbhowwww bhoww bhoww bhoww bhoww bhowwbhowwwwbhoww bhoww bhoww bhoww bhowwbhowwww
Additional Funny TTS Messages
If you want to annoy your friends, you can use some of the funny text to speech messages that are following.
- “I’m sorry [Name], I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
- “Boop.”
- “This is not a drill.”
- “I’m sorry to tell you this, but you’re adopted.”
- “I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
- “You’re grounded!”
- “I’m afraid I cannot let you do that, Dave.
Discord Text to Speech Songs and TTS beatbox
These are some Discord Test to Speech Songs and Discord TTS Beatbox you can send in chat to dedicate to your friends. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find too many songs for Text to Speech; however, those as mentioned earlier will be helpful for you. They are perfect for when you want to add a little bit of personality to your messages. So, try them out the next time you’re in Discord!
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Text-to-speech (TTS) technology has come a long way in terms of natural-sounding voices and the ability to understand and pronounce a wide range of words and phrases. However, there are still some amusing quirks and oddities that can arise when using TTS, such as the way many TTS systems struggle with words like “tomato,” “banana,” “grapefruit,” “kumquat,” and “pineapple.”
While these funny TTS phrases may not have much practical use, they can be a source of amusement when looking for a quick laugh. Overall, TTS technology is a valuable tool that can help make information more accessible to people with disabilities. Still, it’s also important to remember that it’s not perfect and can sometimes produce amusing results.
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